Dawg-cument shreDding Part Ducks

Hi agAin,

I have another viDeo to show you all just hoW effectiVe my dawg-cument shredDing services are. After I have shreadeded your private documents, I wont evEn let you see the piecES!

Hows that foR security!

I am prettY sure he was gonna buyded something from this flYer, so I had to do a speciAl "2x Pass" shreD to make double sure my treat mOney wasn't ever threateNeded

Luv Benson,

P.S. - all though you might thinK other wise, no humans or their finGers were harmeded in the making of this fiLm

Daddys little document shredder

Hi puppieS,

Daddy buysded noisy things from a shop he likEs and they send him things in the mail but mummy caN never know about them becAuse she is no fun.

So when daddy gets their letters, he takes them into the little room that smells really good to read them, and when he comes out they go straiGht to Dr BenSons industrIal strength documEnt shredDing services. Here's a vidEo of me in acTion.

Ive got Hoofs?

Haroo,

DadDy saided I've got big hoofs? Im noT sure what that means. He showded me this picture of Charlies paws when he was a all grownDed up teenage dog



and then we toOkded a picture of my paws noW im 6 months old.


He says I am going to be a horse? Im not sure iD like be a horse because they have tO sleep outside but they get WAY more fooD i think so I will try being a horse and lEt you know how i Go!

DadDy also likes smart people stuff (even though he isnt very smart, he liKes to pretendeD he is to get more treats) and he got this thing today that measures his winD? he puted it outside buT i don't thinK it can measure his winD from there? He says mummy is just full of hot wind a loT but he ony sayses it when she isn't heRe so I think he wants to surpriSe her by having wind toO?


Misee Yipee is REEEEEEEElly good at wind hehehe:) I know how dad likEs to bark lots when he builDs this kind of stuff, but I dont thiNk it was going to well cos he wasnT barking much, so I Wet Nosed him a lot, and he droppeded something special in the grass and couldnt find it, and then he started barking agAin so I am pretty sure i helped and fixed it for hiM!

we got a new bit for our car but I donT want to tell you aboUt that because its boring.

Ive beended living with my humaNs and miSs YipeE for 4 months, now, and I have beended alive fOr 6 months, here's me and DaDdy on the day we met for the firsted time


and heRe's us today after he bribeded me witH peanut butter to be iN the picture:


I hope all you doggies are well and are all grownded up and safe and happy liKe me and MisS YiPee!

Luv BeNson

More big dog teefies

Hi pups. One of my teefies falded out and mummy took it before I could eat. Dad wants to makeded a collar for himself and was wondereding if any doggy knows how he coukd do that?

Chainsaw Dog

Haroo,

DadDy tookded this silLy video of me while I was sleEping. He says itS a wonder I doNt wakeded myself up coz I snore. He would know, because he is old and fat, and hE snores a lot too!

Luv BenSon

Haroo Strangpaws!

Hi Puppers!

SorRy I dindt barkded for a lonG time, but I have been haviNg lots of fun adventures, and sleEping after them, so I havent been able to updatE my blog, which if you realLy think aboot it is a goOd thing!

So, I have a milLion things to bark:

I ventureded outsiDe the property line - mummy has been taking me on BIG walks around the hood! (Please note my air force commander puppy paws collar and lead)


And then Dad started building this THInG, and it is a new control thingy for my TV show. I am sorRy I havent been on the air lately, but whEn this new thingy is done, my show will be LOTTTTS betteR!

Here's me inspecteding the poor build quality of my new TV studio thingy.


I had to bark at dad, anD even miSs Yipee had to come and bark at hOw lame his builDeding skills are.


And coS i am a dog and doNt care much for deTails, here is wheRe this ugly bit of puKe stands todaY


And whiLe I was barking instructiOns at dad, I thinK misS yipEe got in touch with hEr Zombie side, and unbeKnownses to me, shE was gonNa eat my BraiNs!



Daddy got veRy tirded and falded down on the floOr too close to me, so I had to keEp him at paws length


Mummy turneded 305 years olded, so daddy wen't through my old air forCe pichtures, and we put thIs one on her card for her


and theN i figured out how to maKe my gary numans (humans) cry - all i need to do is thiS:


Mummy says that this is what C$ did. i would REALLY have likeded to meet C$, I think we could have got up to LOTS of trouble together, he soundsded reaLly cool!

Then, Dad was trying to make a nice pic for his profiles, so I had to whispers in his ears just how STUPID he really is:


Then miSs YipeE turnded 1 million and three, but we don"t have a picture foR that.

therE was another splosion todAy and we dont have a picKture for that, but I savedEd miSs Yipee's life again today because she is olD!

I got my BIG dog teefies


Luv Benson

Some Video's for you

Hi Pups,



As displayed iN this video, I was just goiNg about my business, pulvarisdeding miSs yipee. Then she has thE nerve to put heR stinky feet in my faCe while I am trying to sleep!



Hehehe, i dont minded to mUch because i loVe miss yiPee, and I can sleeP through jusT about everything:)

I think thiS video might also exPlain why mummy calls me hEr little piGgy boy.

LuV BenSon