Benson J Puppypaws

Some pics

2012-01-26T14:24:00.000-08:00

Merry Christmas Every Doggy!

2011-12-23T16:09:00.000-08:00

Hi Pups!

I knowded for a lot of you, iTs cold and snowing, but itS hoT heRe! Mummy bouGhtded me a pool to play In, and its LOtS of fun!

I hopdEd you have a niCe ChistdedmAs and get lotS of treatS and hugS!

Luv DZ

Playing in the yard

2011-11-23T23:36:00.000-08:00

Yep - Still Gorgeous!

2011-11-19T17:21:00.000-08:00

Moulting Season

2011-11-15T21:08:00.000-08:00

Woohoo! DWB Card Exchange and Calendar are open!

2011-10-18T02:06:00.000-07:00

Hi Pups,The DWB Card Exchange and CalenDedar and happening this year, and you can submitDed your phoTos, and signDed up now!

To SignDedup for the caleNdar go HERE.

To SignDedup up for the card excHange go HERE.

I hope I getS to lickDed the stamps!

Luv DZ

DZ-3D

2011-09-29T21:17:00.000-07:00

To see the 3D effect you will need to have a pair of Red and Blue 3D glasses

More of Me in Slow Motion

2011-09-09T00:52:00.000-07:00

Me in slow motion!

2011-09-08T19:58:00.000-07:00

Now thats a doggy door!!!

2011-07-30T00:34:00.000-07:00

First BBQ at our new kennel

2011-07-30T00:32:00.001-07:00

Playing soccer at our new Kennel

2011-07-17T00:35:00.000-07:00

Our new kennel has a good runway where I can play soccer! It's SOOO much fun!

Here's me being a good boy as usual, and Pingy being naughty as usual!

Diz-Olympics

2011-07-01T23:52:00.000-07:00

Pingy jumpDeded over me!

Hanging out wiTh DadY

2011-06-14T19:48:00.000-07:00

And here's some pIctuRes of PinGy

Stain-Burgers

2011-06-04T01:31:00.000-07:00

Hi Puppages,

TodaY was a veRy speciaL. My frienD Joe StainS went to viSit C$ and Gruffy, and muM saydeDed we had to eat cheesEburgers. I sawdEd no reaSon to disAgree.

Pingy and I ateded them up double time! They were askededing for it! Stupid cheEseburGers! We PaydedEd our restecps to Joe StaiNs and we will misSded you on UstreaM, but yoU geT to hangdEd out with C$ and Gp, and all the otheR DWB's who wentdEd over the stUpid rainBow bRidge (I HATE RainboWs), so thatS pretty coOl!

As stuPid pinG would baRk, we "Ruv roo" Joe, hereSded me and Ping rememberedingded and prayingdeding for you after we ateded our "Stain Burgers".

Luv DZ

Dog stuff

2011-06-01T19:50:00.001-07:00

Re Arrangededing the FUR natuRe

2011-05-24T06:48:00.000-07:00

Hi Puppers
MumMy boughtdEd us a chicken heaD thaT squeeks and it iS REALly fun! But PingY got a biT carriedEd awaY and starTedEd re arrangindEd the FUR nature...
We madeded daDdy video of us plaYing cos muMmy is awaY with her STUpID woRk and we wantedDeded to leT her knowdEd we arE okaY!
We miSdeDed you muMmy!
PinGy sayDed that shE "Ruvs Roo!"

WE Ruv Roo Mummy!

Bitey-Face-FEST 2011

2011-05-08T00:57:00.000-07:00

2011-05-06T21:40:00.001-07:00

Ball n bbq

2011-05-06T21:37:00.000-07:00

Beach and PinG

2011-04-26T02:38:00.000-07:00

Hi Puppers,

I wentdEd to the beaCh, and I realLy lovedEded it! DadDy wentdeD in the water with me and eveRythinG! It was soOoo cooL I evEn haD the ZoomIes!

It was REAlLY cool! Until STUpId PinG crieD! TheN we had to go hoMe! I was SooOo pisSdeDed off at her! You can sEe me punishing her whEn we gotdEded hoMe in this vidiDeo. StupId PinG........

StupId PinG!

Haroo Puppers! Long time!

2011-04-26T01:33:00.000-07:00

Hey Puppies,

It's beEn a longtime sincE I postEded on my blog - and lotS of things have hapPended! So I have beEn toldedEd - As you migHt remember, the DWB Dog Father C$ used to have a Red BucKet that he pretendeDed was a timE maChiNe - WelL i triedEd it out and IT WORKS! I instantedly skippedeD over the last 7 months to arriVe at this point in TiMe! (Dad saydEd that iF any human othEr than Turbo's mommy knows what moVie that was frOm (becAuse we all know she wiLl know:) - Please commentdEd your anSwer ok! For those of you whO dont remembeRedEded, here's C$ Riding The Red Bucket Time Machine.

Mum and dAd went to the MericAs and metdeD lots of cool doggiEs like Bogart, Lil C$, Suzy, Asta.....and the list goesdEd on!

Here's some pics of my stupId dad with Bogie, Suzy, Asta, and C$'s adopteDed son, Lil C$ from Oregon!

Asta's Mommy drewdEd a pickchaH of me with me GuardiAn AngEl wings, becausE my dadDy wasn't doing so weLl when C$ passdEded away, and now everYdogGy knowsdEd I was senT by C$ to looK after dadDy!

DadDy metdEd his mosT favoritE human in the world (othEr than muMmy of course), His namE is Tony SchumachEr and he drIves his car reallY fast, and is a seven timeded woRld champioN apparEntly....... He didNt sendEd anyything homE with dadDy for me to chomPdeded on, so I think he is a seveN timeded worLd champioN DICK-HOLE!

Then the stupiD ass humAns dadDy workdedeD for said they didnt neeDed him anymore, and hereS my reaction

On secoNd thoughts, they are WAY biggeR diCks than Tony PooMuncher! My daDdy kickS a soccer ball likE a Nancy Girl, but DOG, can hE takE good photo's, anD makeded good inTerWebs sites......
I Expect they will go Brokeded very soon and dIe of starvatioN becaUse they canT paydeD their due's anD buY food, now my dadDy isn'T making theiR promotionalAl mediA interweB photograpHy pickchaHs and the liKe!

You donT have to worrY about the doGgies these "peoPle" might haVe going hungRy, because theY are alL so shitTy that they donT haVe any dogGies - actUally, all the DoggieS sayded RUCK-ROO! I donT wannA rive with roo cos you Are such a DooOoosh!
Then that time a year cameded when mummy puTs hats and stuPid stuff on my head, and makesDed dad tak pickchas

I HATEDEDEDEDEDE THIS TIME OF YEAR!

Then, StupiD Miss Yippee uppedEd and diedEd on me - I know...............she waS old..... I knoW that you might have seen piCkchaS of Opy more recently than thiS, but thiS is the lasT pic Dad tookdedEd of her - She was hapPy, and we all haddedEd lotS of fun thiS day! DadDy did haveDed to push heR up the hiLl though, cos shE was faT.

I was sad whEn she dieDed, and so werE mummy and Dad, but she comeS to visit me LOTS! So does C$! MumMy even sawdEd BOTH of theM one night checkIng in on me! Daddy was slEeping upstaiRs in the big humAn kennel that night, and C$ wokedEd him up breathinG in hiS ear at about THE SAME TiME MummY sawdEd him and MisS YipPeE! DaddY also heardeDed bells onE night wheN I was sick, anD we all belieVe C$ waS checkinG up on me! He makEs sure I am ok, cos Daddy makeS a lot of mistakeS, and neEdsded me to taKe care of hIm.
Then, THIS ROTTEN MONSTeR CAMEDeD AND ATE MY EARs!!!!!
(Not dadDy (althougH I am sure he wouLd eatded my eArs if I let my Guard doWn)

Her namE is PinG, and she is AWEFul!!!!!!

She YELLS at me WAYYYyY morE than miSs Yippee, and she wonT let me steal hEr bonEs and TreaTs! She is HORRIBLE!!! I love heR LOOOOOTTTTTS, but don't tell anydoGgy, cos SHE'S HORRibLE OK!!!! We play togEther ALLLL the tiMe and we haVe SOOOOOOOO much fun! And shE does horriBle stuff to me liKe biting my necK and tail! Mummy and DaDdy sayded I usededed to do the saMe to miSs YippeE, but I dont remember that. I think thEy madedEd thut up in thEir headS when theY drankdEd theIr SilLy WateR. They Think mIsS YipPee is laughinG at me now! This vidideO is whEn PinG camE home......stUpid PinG!

I thinkdEd I wilL keep heR - she keEps my tuMmy warM when I sleep. I evEn letdEd heR drinK from my fAvoritE rainwateR pipe with me.

She is GREaT helP in my socCer traiNing! She platsdEd ExCELLEnT defensE! She is VERY DefensiVe!

And inCaseded you forgOt how gorgeoUs I am, here's a pic of ME!

IM ALL GROWNDED UP NOW FOR REALS!

What is this aboUT?

2010-09-01T01:57:00.000-07:00

I was reAdingdEd daddieS emails and he goTded a letTer fRom some inteRwebs peoPle about http://www.pingalicious.com/ ?

Im not to suRe what that iS?

I hadeD to aSk mummY to helpDed me invesiGagaTE!

And I alSo wanteDed to shoW you thiS pic of mE - cOs I am a all grOwndEd up bIg boY Fur ReaLS now!

Luv DZ

Garbage biNs are sTupid!

2010-08-16T20:22:00.000-07:00

Hi PupPers,

DaddY was cleanDeding up and needEd to empty out the binS in our kenNel so i helPded him get thE wheElie biN - It wasnT coopdederatiNg so I haD to yEll at it!

thiS is the HigH Def viDeo from my new iPhone 4 - dad sayDed its shaky because I wash almost puShdeding him oveR to get tO the biN, but I think it iS becauSe he didNt drink his sillY water lateLy :)

Luv DZ

My neW choMpin boX

2010-08-03T20:29:00.000-07:00

Hi PupperS,

The couRier man camedEd and leftdEd a REALLY nicE white boX for me to choMpded on! Its verY tasty

ShankS mR courieR man!

Luv DZ

Paw-tograph Session

2010-07-08T05:22:00.000-07:00

Haroo PupPies

MumMy and DadDY are goingDed overseAs and they thouGhtded it would be nIce if I pawsonaLly chompTded som pictUres to givdEd to my friEnds.

We hadedEd lots of goeS at printedEdeding theM out, but dadDy had to takedEd the prinTer to anoTher room to printdedEd the pics, and tHen bringDed them back for me to chOmp/NotarIse.

If you are goingDed to see my pAwrents in tHe US&A nexT weeK makdEd suRe you get my pAw-togRaph fromdEd them!

Luv dZ

New SocCer balL!

2010-06-27T00:39:00.000-07:00

Hi Pups,

my teEfies madEded a hole in my socCer ball, but mumMy boughtdEd me a new one! She saydEd that its a voLleyball? Im not suRe what that means, and i donT care - I lOVE my new balL! Thanks muMmy! I lovE you LOTS cos you alwaYs look afteR me and giVe me hugs and leT me jumP up on the bed whEn you knoW dadDy would getDed cranKy!

LuV DZ

HarRy gondEd home

2010-06-24T22:33:00.000-07:00

Hi Pups,

Harry Cool musT have gotdEd frothy in his Mouth like me froM playingdEd to much soCcer and his muMmy madeded hiM go homE to sleeP in froNt of the teleVision and he wasnTded allowdEd to play worlD of cuPs anymore!

So whaT colours caN i MakdeD my blogGy now that HarRy Cool can'T playdEd soccers anyMore?

D.Z

Lots to BaRk abouT!

2010-06-23T03:28:00.000-07:00

Hi Puppers,

MisS YipEe and I have bEendEd barking a loT today. Not onlY at each otHer as usuAl, but at the DysoN, and a neW carpeT cleaner.

After all the barKing was ovEr, I neeDeded to have a reSt, but I didnt makEded my bed, and i faLded asleEp on thE lounGe chaIrs. Its haRd worK being a bIg growndEd up dog!

Luv DZ

Not kewell Harry!

2010-06-20T01:19:00.000-07:00

Hi Pups,

As the worlDs biggestDed soccer fan I think HairY Kewell is not Kewell!

He gotdEd the reD card cos the BalL hitdEd is arm?

If iVe toldEd you one-zies iv'E toldEd 18 million huNdred thousanDsded times, usedEd your choPs haIry Cool! The rulseses dont saydEd you canT pickdeD up the balL in your moutH! You pathetiC farT!

AnywayS, MumMy cameDed home anD madededed the sweeteSt barKday cake for me!

She saydeD it didnT look likE a socCer ball, But i wasNt sure if I should kickded it or eatdEd it? I thoughtdEd it was pretTy good! And so did misS yipEe! She even standEd up! And thatS a big deal for hEr cos she's old like juRrasic park! Tehehehheeee.........

I read-dEd on the televisIon that olD dogS neeD you to shAre your cakE cos they caNt have caKes cos too maNy candlEs makesDed the fireMen come around and thaTs bad. So I sharedEd some of my cakE with miSs yIpee cos I lovE her and i donT want the fiReman to get crosS at her.

EveN thougH it was my first birthday, it wasd my bestesT birthdAy ever and I love muMmy very much because she workded hard and camedEd home and madE me a socceR ball cake that I lovededed and I love my muMmy cos she doesnT getdeD cranky iF i faldEd sleepies on heR bed when she is givdeDing me a huggy sometimeS. I love MummY! she is the bestsestded! thank you foR makededing my first barkDay fun and playinG soccer with mE and makdedIng me a cake. I lovE you muMmy!

Luv Dz Cool

Happy Barkday to mE!

2010-06-17T17:46:00.000-07:00

Hi Puppers!

Im a one-zy toDay! Im alL grownDed up now fuR suRe!Im oaffiShly a Big doG!

I gotdEd a sweet squeekY toy, miSs YipEe is being extrA nice, and the beSt part, Mummy is coMing home todaY from her work to seE me:) She saydEd sh is goinG to make mE a cakE and everythinG!

I gotdEd a sweet birthDay card from Asta too!

I reallY lovE it! AustraLia would have wondEd fur sure if I was allowdEd to play - Harry is noT to Cool at thE momenT, he just satDed down the whoLe time like miSs yipEe - maybE he's too olD and needS old doG medicinE too?

Luv D.Z the biG all grownDed up doG!

Dog-Daddy winS again...and agAin.......and aGain.....

2010-06-11T21:24:00.000-07:00

Hi PuppErs,

My dog dadDy Jack just camedEd first in anoTher doggy show! Here's a pictuRe!

You can seE his web pagE here.

But if youR lazy and olD like miSs yipeE, herE's his win list to savE you the extrA mouse clicK:

16-May-10 1st Australian Bred Dg
Labrador club of Victoria Specialty [CH] (Judge was Mr David Hepper)
8-May-10 3rd Aust Bred Dog (20 entries)
6th Labrador Retriever National [CH] (Judge was Mrs Mary O'Donoghur (IRE))
14-Mar-10 Ch RUBOB & Aust Bred in Group
Yarra Glen Kennel Club [CH] (Judge was Mrs J Pearson)
28-Feb-10 BOB & Aust Bred in Group
EagleHawk Kennel Club [CH] (Judge was Mrs Maitland)
8-Jan-10 Best of Breed & Australian Bred in Group
South Eastern Kennel Club [CH] (Judge was Mr A Hsieh (Taiwan))
28-Dec-09 Res Ch
Lancefield Kennel Club [CH] (Judge was Ms B Smeeton (NZ))
4-Sep-09 DCC, Best of Breed
East Gippsland Kennel Club Inc [CH] (Judge was Mrs D Besoff (NSW))
31-May-09 RDCC & Junior In Show
Labrador Retriever Club of SA Inc [CH] (Judge was Margaret Brown - Ramsayville Labradors)
23-May-09 Best of Breed & Junior in Group
Caulfield & District KC [CH] (Judge was Ms T Mol (WA))
17-May-09 Opp Sex Junior in Show
Labrador Retriever Club of Victoria [CH] (Judge was Lynda Heron (UK) - Brigburn Labradors)
28-Mar-09 Dog Ch
Eltham KC [CH] (Judge was Mr Guy Spagnolo (NSW))
25-Jan-09 Best Of Breed (25pt) Junior in Group
Cranbourne Dog Club [CH] (Judge was Mr O Valverde-Calvo (Costa Rica))
29-Dec-08 Dog Ch & BOB (20 points)
Central Highlands Kennel Club [CH] (Judge was Mr G Forsyth (NSW))
28-Dec-08 Dog Ch & RU BOB
Lancefield Kennel Club [CH] (Judge was Mr M Lansberg (Sth Africa))
28-Sep-08 Minor Puppy in Show
Kyneton & District KC [CH] (Judge was Ms D Edmondson (Sth Africa))

Luv D.Z Cool

On the sidelines today

2010-06-07T16:36:00.000-07:00

Haroo puppies,

My traIning for the woRld of cuPs has been going preTty well. MummY is trainingDed me 3 times a day! But daddy sayded I canT train today cos I hurtdEd my back leg sometime yesteRday. It startEdEd hurting last niGht and keptdEd me awake a lot, but dadDy sat with me a lot and rubbedEd the muscles which felT good, and I wentdeD to sleep then.

Mummy boughtdEd me a new soccer ball, its a propEr world of cUps ball like Harry Cool uses! Here's me pretenDeding to be Harry Cool.

After my photoShoot it was time to get downDed to business!

SocCer training is verY important, and you cant interuptdEd it with thingS like going peepee! I wonder whAt Harry Cool does if he needS to wizz whilE he is playing? Are they allowEd to go on the grAss?

Luv D.Z. Cool

Wow - SoCcer is not juSt a game muMmy and I Play?

2010-06-04T00:22:00.000-07:00

Hi Puppers,

I foundedEd out that soCcer is not jusT a game that mumMy and I plaY! LotS of humanS play it. ThereS one human calLed Harry Cool and he's almoSt as good as me. I didnt knowdEd about rules, buti foUnded them on the interNet and it says you are not alloweD to use your hands, and thaTs ok cos I donT have any. I saw humaNs playing on tv and they are so silly. It doesn't say in the ruleS that you cant pickdeD up the ball in your mouTh and run with it like i do! I wouLd win every time! Tehehe.
There's a big celebRation about socCer called the worLd of Cups? they must get thirsTy and need a drink, thats why thEy have cups? And if your old like MisS Yipee you have probAbly seen it 10 million times, but I never newded about it, cos even thougH I am a all grownded up biG dog, I haven't had any birthdaYs yet....excepteD for the daY I was bornDed.....I'm still not sure how some thinGs work yet. But Mummy and Daddy saydeD we can watch the World oF cuPs on the television and it goes for a MONTH - I dont thinkdEd even I could play soCcer for a month!

So I askdEd daddy to fix my blog to looK all socceRey and he evEn putdEd Harry Cool up the top! Kewell huh!

Here's me dominatIng!

Luv D.Z Cool!

Vote for Me & Dr Nick!

2010-05-25T03:28:00.000-07:00

Hi Puppers,

Daddy finishedEd Dr NicKS website foR his drawIngs! He is reeeeeeAlly goOd! You shoulD checKded out the siTe HERE and mayBe Dr NiCk could draWded you too! He's already drAwded me and MisS YipEe and CharLie!

CharlIe and Me are ondEd the fronT page but MisS YipEe isnt coS she is too faT and there woUldnt be room foR anydoggy Else!

Teehehehehe.......

AlsO, you MUST go anD votedEd for me in tHe bone Zone becausE I am good!

VotedEd for AwesomE Blog HERE and Photo oF the montH HERE.

Luv DZ

My secRet is oUt!

2010-05-15T02:48:00.001-07:00

My heaD faldEd off....tehehehe

2010-05-03T20:59:00.001-07:00

Internet RadiO

2010-04-27T02:57:00.000-07:00

Hi PupperS,

Daddy was listenIngdEd to al kinDs of raDio statioNs from all oVer the WorlD in ituneS today, and it wAs really fun. wE especialLly likdeD the SalsA channEls. But we founDed one that he thoughtdEd was very speciaL.

(You neEd to clickDed it to biGify it to sEe the goOd bit)

Im not suRe what this meAns but he saYded thaT the olD DWB'ers would thinkdEd its pretty gooD.

Luv DizmO

We finDed someThinG scaWy!

2010-04-25T02:04:00.000-07:00

Hi pupS,

Mummy waS just clearinGded some photoS off of heR caMera phonE, and we foundEd an old one froM when i wAs a reallY liTtle all grownDed up biG dog, and we neVer noticdeD it beFore, but we thInk therEs a spacEship in iT? what do yoU thinkDed?

Luv DizzY

KennEl sploSion - Dog HouSe parT DucKs

2010-04-11T22:09:00.000-07:00

Hi PupS,

Its rainIng and mumMy wenteD out and dAddy wentEd out, and miSs YipeE wentdEd to sleEp so I gotdEd boreD!

My humAns putdEd insulatIon in ouR kenneL to keeP us warM, but iF we get cold wE go tO the humAns kennEl and sit iN fronT of thE heatEr, whicH is lucKy becaUse if we weRe in theRe todaY we would haVe been dieDed! TherE was the HUGeST spLosion!

It waS likE a eartHquaKe or someThing, anD the insulAtion splodEd and faldEd froM the roOf! It could haVe beEn a huGe catstropHstresTry, buT luckY i savdEd misS yiPee again :)

I gotsdEd verY wet though iN the muD, buT I had'deD no chOice, misS yipEe's lifE dependedDeded on iT!

tHis waS me teLlinG dadDy thaT I savdEd MisS yipeeS lifE froM the splosioN, and I would neVer do anythiNg likE that, cos I thinkdEd he mighT have gotenDed the wroNg ideA.

Luv DizZy

In the DoGhouse agaIn

2010-04-05T22:33:00.000-07:00

Hi Pups,

I gotDed in troubLe again....

We were havinGded fun playIng with mY balL, anD i waS doinG my MicHael JordAn routiNe,

And then a BoviNe PlopasauruS comE to the fenCe an sayded "pleasE Mr PuppyPaws, come ovEr here and eat mY poo". I didntdEd want to upsEt him, so I jumpDed the fence at starteD eatinG.

I am noT sure whY, but muMmy and daDdy didNt like it?

He waS verY nice, anD i knowdEd him for eVer, itS not liKe he is a straNger or anYthings?

Luv Diz

Ten thouSand milliOn hUndred thingS!

2010-04-01T22:41:00.000-07:00

Hi PupS,

I haVe a kaZillioN BajillioN thinGs to tell you, anD it's goNna take 127 poSts to dO it, so herE it iS!

TherE was anothEr nooc you laR sploSion today. MumMy anD miSs YipeE was sleEpdedinG, anD i feltDed a disturBancE in the foRce. So I leapDed up witHout a singLe thougHt for mY own saFety and weLl being, anD putDed my mouTh around thE pilLow to absorDed the blasT. If i didNtded we woulD all be deaD! I fixded it up sO gooD thaT muMmy didntdEd even know heR life was in danGer! Here iS the pic of muMmy sleepDeding after I tookdEd control of tHe situaTion.

I also savdEd miss yipeeS life, buT i donT think sHe know it on tHe accouNt of thE old timeRs.

MumMy gotdEd crankY because she thought i riPded up the pillow. But thatS ok, uS supEr heroS are oftEn misunderstooDed. It doesNt maTter if she is craNky wiTh me. She is Still alive. Even thougH she neveR knewdeD her life waS in dangeR, I will takE her wratH on the jowL becaUse thatS the priCe I havded to paY. The worlD is pretTy cruel sometimeS.

HereS some pics of me whEn i was 8 daYs old.

I havE the greeN doT on me beCause I haVe superNatural poweRs.

Everydoggy saysdeD thaT i fly likE miKe, aNd it's true, iM REALLY goOd. But I try to staydEd humble though.

The differEnce thouGh is, i makeded this lOok GOOD!

After thE dust settledEd, I tookdEd the higH road, and gavedEd mummY the opportUnity to forgiVded me.

I thinkdEd she is comIng arouNd :)

I alsO leandEd a funNy laDy camedEd froM scotlaNd to Visit C$.

I wonderEded if she wiLl come and visIt me? She soundedDed reallY cool! And my mUmmy and daDdy think she is greAt!

Luv CommanDer BenSon J "Dizmo" PuppypAws

I BelieVe I caN flY!

2010-03-31T00:56:00.001-07:00

I alWays newdEd I waS awesoMe!

2010-03-30T16:28:00.000-07:00

Hi Puppers!

MagGie & MitCh nominAtedEd mE for AwesOmest Blog in thE whOle worlD eVer in tHe bonE zonE! And RubYbluE nominateded foR pHotO of tHe moNth Too!

WoWy Zowy! I never gotdeD nominaTedeD befoRe! Im vEry exciTed!

And foR those whO wanT to suBmitded a desiGn for the DWB anD BonE ZonE banNer competitiOn, thE DWB fOnt is callEd "Desigers", and yOu can downloaDed it froM DaFont for FreE HERE

Luv Dizzy

I am WetTing mysElf witH excitEment!

2010-03-30T01:13:00.000-07:00

HaroO pupS,

I havE about ten hundred thousaNd milLion things to TelL you, and thRee times aS many photOs. But I hAve to puT that on hoLd becaUse DogS wiTh BloGs is BACK!

PleaSe see The Bone Zone HERE for details.

I haVe so much gOod stuff to sHare witH you, so if you gO to tHe bonE zone and heLp get thingS moviNg i will show iT to yoU. if you doNt, I will put up a photo of mY POO!

WelL, I thinK i wiLl puT up a phoTo of mY poo anywaY, buT PlEeeEeEesE go to thE Bone ZoNe and nominatE me foR AwesomeSt bloG in thE World, beSt phoTo in the worLd and doNt voTe for Opy coS she eAts her owN poO!

I will bE your Best friEnd and senD you a vEry speciaL butTon for your Blog thAt says "Benson thinkS i rocK!"

i LUV you!

thAnks foR readinG my bloG!

Diz

The BEST day EVER!

2010-03-20T02:49:00.000-07:00

Hi PuPs

I had tHe besTest Day Ever!

We have liKe a MilLion phoTo's, aNd we wiLl do a proPer poSt soon, buT I just coulDnt helpDed buT giv yoU a Sneaky preView of mY biG day!

That'S my muMmy GypSy on the leFt, my sisTer AmbEr neXt, my gamMy Ellie, and mE with mY biG tonGue ouT cos I aM thE happieSt boY in thE world to spEnded thE day witH my faMily.

wE wentded swimmIng in dirTy waTer anD everyThing!

ThatS mumMy Gypsy in frOnt, my siSter AmBer, theN me iN the miDdle, GranDma Ellie, anD Aunt Becky waY in baCk.

It waS SoooOoOo muCh Fun!

I wilL do A biG post wiTh lOTs of picTureS soOn!

Luv DiZ

Thunder Buns

2010-03-06T21:22:00.001-08:00

Hi PuPs,

DadDy and i weRe just loOking througH our picS when we foUnded a pic hE tooK of me, but miSs yiPee had heR ThundeRbuns in thE baCkGround. Check it oUt!

luV DiZ

bBq

2010-03-06T19:57:00.000-08:00

Hi puPs,

We makdEd a bBq todAy and it toOkded a whiLe for dAd to buRn our dinNer so he goT his caMera out aGain and me a ThunDerbuNs nad to do moRe poSing.

Luv DizZlefoRd WoosTonberRy SmyThe III

More PiCs

2010-03-05T00:23:00.000-08:00

Hi Pups,

MumMy filDed up my waTer todAy and iT was reaLly fun - eveN when it weNtded on mY mooSh.

ThundeR buNs wasnT in thE pictureS cos she caNt fit throUgh the dooR anymore!

Luv DiZzy

Just soMe silLy piCs

2010-03-03T21:48:00.000-08:00

Hi PuPs,

DadDy tooKded somE photOs of me doiNg my aIr BenSon routIne and MisS yipEe didnT get anY photos coz dadDys lenS couldNt get heR thuNder-BuNs all iN!

I hopE you likDed theM!

Love BeNson

GRUFF or what!

2010-02-22T01:22:00.000-08:00

Hi Pups,

MisS yipEe got very gruFf todaY. I thinK it's beCause im alL grownDed up now aNd talleR than her, but shE is sTill fatter thAn me.

luV BeNson

Gorgeous Much?

2010-02-18T21:47:00.001-08:00

She loves me :)

2010-02-18T21:39:00.001-08:00

Digging in the Dirt

2010-02-18T19:48:00.000-08:00

Tennis Balls are THE BEST THING EVER!

2010-02-10T23:15:00.000-08:00

Hi Puppies!

I sAw my friEnd Buddy (Collie Doggy) at thE fence yesterday buT i dont havE a picture cos dad is toO fAt to get thE camera quicK enough - he wAs pantinG a lot though whEn he did finally getded baCk, maYbe he needs to see dR niCk Σ:o)

I discovereDed teNnis balls and theY are realLy fun!

I blinKded in this phOto

Pounce!

And thiS is my nEw trick that mY humanS dont like

Dad wenTded to visit Molly and Gertrude and didNtded takeded me! They like tenNis balls tOo!

I hatE waiting for operatIng systeMs to install. iTs SoooOo boRing!

Here's a mAp of when daD waS too long gettinG the cameRa

Luv beNson

Look at this Pudim!

2010-02-08T23:32:00.001-08:00

Take THAT!

2010-01-31T19:57:00.000-08:00

Hi Pups,

Well, its no seCret that I REALLy love my DaDdy. He's veRy cooL and we havE lotS of fun. But latelY he has beeN goingded away a lOt. DoinG that stUpid woRk thing. He caMeded home todAy, and I jusT had to makE my feeliNgs known. I doNt like it whEn he goeS away, so I swatEd him rigHt on the mooSh! He was asKing for iT!

I hopE he LearnDed his lessoN!

StuPid DaDdy!

Luv Diz

It's oFFicial - I am a BiG boY now !

2010-01-15T23:25:00.000-08:00

Hi pups,

DadDy gots me some MoRe foodables the oTher day - and him and muMMy thought it would be fuNny to take a pic with me next to my food, and comPare it to back in August -

August
January

Look AT me ! I am definately all growndEd up now - I am a BIG boy - and Dr Nick saYs I am a "BIG CHUNK".

We are haVing another BBQ tonIght - and me and MisS YiPee get cheesey sandwiches - so I haD best go and superVise.

LuV

Benson

Savior Part 2

2010-01-14T23:11:00.000-08:00

Hi Puppers,

Daddy was doing his silLy photo's and photoShop thingy, and he maded a picture of me with winGs like a birDy? Im not sure about this? he sayded that I am his angeL?

Please cLickdeD this picture to sEe it fuLl sizeded.

I think thaTs a gooD thing....isnT it??

Luv DiZ

Im a Frizzzzz-Boy

2009-12-29T01:08:00.000-08:00

Hey Pups,

I just love to catcH my Frisbee! Daddy sayded im a Friz-Boy!

Hehehehe

Here's mE in action!

Luv Diz

Happy Howlidays!

2009-12-26T00:18:00.000-08:00

Haroo!

DadDy tookded his camera outside and I poseded like a show dog again cos I am GorGeous!

I wentded to see dr NiCk for a bath and pawdiCure beforE my photo shOot and he calLded me a "Big Chunk"?

How rude! I am only 6 monThs old and I weighded 26.5kg? I am not sure if this is baD, but its 58.4 pounDs? DrNiCk sayded I am not fat, im just Hoooooge!

Then MumMy throwded my favoriTe squeeky and I catchded it like a growndEd up dog!

I even jumpDed over miSs YipeE!

Then MumMy and DadDy made poPcorn and we shareded it like a proPer family!

thEn muMmy tolded me a fat man was going to breAk into our kenNel and I shoulD weAr a hat like a Reindeer? I knoW I am only a puPpy, and I haVe a lot to leaRn, but I will neVer understAnd humans? That's so freaKIN stupid! Here's me laughing when muMy tried to put the haT on me

It was fuNny for a bit, untiL i realised they werE serious........

this is sooooooo laMe.....

they gaveDed up eventually and I goT to eat the stuPid hat

I sleeptdEd with one eye opEn to make suRe the fat maN didnt break in and steal my toyS, and i didnT hear anything. But the neXt mornIng dadDy said he had been? he mustded of broke in through the chimNey upstAirs where I am not alLowded to go. I woulD have tornded his fat leg ofF! But dadDy sayded he leftded presenTs for me? I am not sure why hE brokded in to our kenNel to leave me a preseNt? Like I barkded before, I wilL never understand humans.. But the fat reD felon leftded me this heaps cool octoPus, and if you chomP its head it squeaks, and it also squeaks if you chomp on its paws too.

I thoughtded it was pretTy cool til it ateded my head?

It's really fun to juMp over too!

And then I found the HOOOOOGesT chewY I have ever imagiNed.

It's like 4mileS long! But misS yipEe was beinG stupid so dadDy cut in in half so we could share it.

I lovE miSs YipeE! And I am so glAd shE iS my frieNd!

Luv BenSon

Why our cards are late

2009-12-11T22:58:00.000-08:00

hi PuppieS,

I just leaRnded about the DWB khriStmas card excHange (cos I am only a pupPy and this is my firKst khristmaS), which is pretTy cool! And my mumMy and DadDy helpded me and miSs Yipee make cards for aLl our dogGy pals and theY are realLy cool!

But.......there was an inceDent.....

I tookdeD exception to the photo prInter.

well........it's stupid...........

luv Dizmo

P.S - I am a Dog, and in Snoop Dogg speak, Dog is Dizzle, so my humans call me Dizzy, Dizzle, Dizmo or Dizmodosahn.

Dawg-cument shreDding Part Ducks

2009-12-09T20:15:00.000-08:00

Hi agAin,

I have another viDeo to show you all just hoW effectiVe my dawg-cument shredDing services are. After I have shreadeded your private documents, I wont evEn let you see the piecES!

Hows that foR security!

I am prettY sure he was gonna buyded something from this flYer, so I had to do a speciAl "2x Pass" shreD to make double sure my treat mOney wasn't ever threateNeded

Luv Benson,

P.S. - all though you might thinK other wise, no humans or their finGers were harmeded in the making of this fiLm

Daddys little document shredder

2009-12-08T18:50:00.000-08:00

Hi puppieS,

Daddy buysded noisy things from a shop he likEs and they send him things in the mail but mummy caN never know about them becAuse she is no fun.

So when daddy gets their letters, he takes them into the little room that smells really good to read them, and when he comes out they go straiGht to Dr BenSons industrIal strength documEnt shredDing services. Here's a vidEo of me in acTion.

Ive got Hoofs?

2009-12-06T23:23:00.001-08:00

Haroo,

DadDy saided I've got big hoofs? Im noT sure what that means. He showded me this picture of Charlies paws when he was a all grownDed up teenage dog

and then we toOkded a picture of my paws noW im 6 months old.

He says I am going to be a horse? Im not sure iD like be a horse because they have tO sleep outside but they get WAY more fooD i think so I will try being a horse and lEt you know how i Go!

DadDy also likes smart people stuff (even though he isnt very smart, he liKes to pretendeD he is to get more treats) and he got this thing today that measures his winD? he puted it outside buT i don't thinK it can measure his winD from there? He says mummy is just full of hot wind a loT but he ony sayses it when she isn't heRe so I think he wants to surpriSe her by having wind toO?

Misee Yipee is REEEEEEEElly good at wind hehehe:) I know how dad likEs to bark lots when he builDs this kind of stuff, but I dont thiNk it was going to well cos he wasnT barking much, so I Wet Nosed him a lot, and he droppeded something special in the grass and couldnt find it, and then he started barking agAin so I am pretty sure i helped and fixed it for hiM!

we got a new bit for our car but I donT want to tell you aboUt that because its boring.

Ive beended living with my humaNs and miSs YipeE for 4 months, now, and I have beended alive fOr 6 months, here's me and DaDdy on the day we met for the firsted time

and heRe's us today after he bribeded me witH peanut butter to be iN the picture:

I hope all you doggies are well and are all grownded up and safe and happy liKe me and MisS YiPee!

Luv BeNson

More big dog teefies

2009-11-25T23:44:00.001-08:00

Hi pups. One of my teefies falded out and mummy took it before I could eat. Dad wants to makeded a collar for himself and was wondereding if any doggy knows how he coukd do that?

Chainsaw Dog

2009-11-23T16:36:00.000-08:00

Haroo,

DadDy tookded this silLy video of me while I was sleEping. He says itS a wonder I doNt wakeded myself up coz I snore. He would know, because he is old and fat, and hE snores a lot too!

Luv BenSon

Haroo Strangpaws!

2009-11-19T23:08:00.001-08:00

Hi Puppers!

SorRy I dindt barkded for a lonG time, but I have been haviNg lots of fun adventures, and sleEping after them, so I havent been able to updatE my blog, which if you realLy think aboot it is a goOd thing!

So, I have a milLion things to bark:

I ventureded outsiDe the property line - mummy has been taking me on BIG walks around the hood! (Please note my air force commander puppy paws collar and lead)

And then Dad started building this THInG, and it is a new control thingy for my TV show. I am sorRy I havent been on the air lately, but whEn this new thingy is done, my show will be LOTTTTS betteR!

Here's me inspecteding the poor build quality of my new TV studio thingy.

I had to bark at dad, anD even miSs Yipee had to come and bark at hOw lame his builDeding skills are.

And coS i am a dog and doNt care much for deTails, here is wheRe this ugly bit of puKe stands todaY

And whiLe I was barking instructiOns at dad, I thinK misS yipEe got in touch with hEr Zombie side, and unbeKnownses to me, shE was gonNa eat my BraiNs!

Daddy got veRy tirded and falded down on the floOr too close to me, so I had to keEp him at paws length

Mummy turneded 305 years olded, so daddy wen't through my old air forCe pichtures, and we put thIs one on her card for her

and theN i figured out how to maKe my gary numans (humans) cry - all i need to do is thiS:

Mummy says that this is what C$ did. i would REALLY have likeded to meet C$, I think we could have got up to LOTS of trouble together, he soundsded reaLly cool!

Then, Dad was trying to make a nice pic for his profiles, so I had to whispers in his ears just how STUPID he really is:

Then miSs YipeE turnded 1 million and three, but we don"t have a picture foR that.

therE was another splosion todAy and we dont have a picKture for that, but I savedEd miSs Yipee's life again today because she is olD!

I got my BIG dog teefies

Luv Benson

Some Video's for you

2009-10-19T04:41:00.000-07:00

Hi Pups,

As displayed iN this video, I was just goiNg about my business, pulvarisdeding miSs yipee. Then she has thE nerve to put heR stinky feet in my faCe while I am trying to sleep!

Hehehe, i dont minded to mUch because i loVe miss yiPee, and I can sleeP through jusT about everything:)

I think thiS video might also exPlain why mummy calls me hEr little piGgy boy.

LuV BenSon

Questions

2009-10-17T17:50:00.000-07:00

Hi Pups,

This pictuRe of me has sparkded some debateS at my house.

The humans who are ownded by my dog pawrentS thinK I should go to showS and be a grand chaMpion like my dog daddy. But my humans and I arent sure. WhaT do you thinK?

Also, Marvin thinKs I should learndEd ow to writE my blog like a grownded up doggy. Should I get dadDy to help me leaRnded how to write propers oR shoulD i not worry about it to mUch?

Doggy Day Spa

2009-10-16T21:51:00.001-07:00

Hi Pups,

I went to doggy day spa yestErday for a paWdicure and a bAffies.

heRes me in the cAr

my mumMy is a realLy bad driver so I wedgeded my self in for safEty :)

wheN i gotded there there was a kittY in a box, i dont think he wanteD to be friends though

I checked Dr Nicks stock leveLs to see if hE needed a top uP - i concludeded he doeS

Then Dr Nick clipded mine and Miss YipEe's nails, and MiSs HannaH gave us baffies and I barkeded at the blow dryer cos it is stuPid!

On the waY home i lefted lots of furs on dads panTs

Luv BenSon

Talk to the paw!

2009-10-11T16:50:00.000-07:00

Hi Puppies,

Sorry i didntded write for a loNg time, my dad was away doinG that stupid work tHing again, and couldnt help mE write my blog or makE my show. buT lots of fun things hapenDed and mummy tookdEd lots of pictures to prove iT

The fiRkst picture is callded talk to the paw cos I have big paws cos i am grownded uP

Me and miss yIpee invented a nEw game called close range paw free bitey face - you can play it sitting dowN - i thinK thats why she likes it so muCh

I saw a birdy on my wAlk

Dad went awaY for a long tiMe and I waited foR him to come home coZ i missded him

The posTman put a catalogue in oUr letterbox - this is tHe befoRe BeNson shot

aNd this is the after BensOn shoT

Miss yipeE tolded me how to smelLl the flowErs, whicH is ok, but i stIll preferded to eAt them

I playded LOtS of fetch cos i aM a groWnded up biG dog fetchinG machine!

miSs yipee and I haD popcorn with mummy

I jumpded on the bed and bit mummy oN her nose (and befoRe dad went away i jumped up and licked his face aNd he Screemded like a scarDy cat and I falded over coZ i wasNt expecting such a loUd shriek froM him)

I had a loVely paw-bath in mY waTer dish

mY furs starteded to fall out of mY butt - mummy thinKs its funNy and calls me fluffy hind-quarters just like Charlie. daD is just happy to have yellow hair eveRywhere again. I readed on lots of bloGs that humans get gruMpy when our furs falDeds out, but miNe like it

and i playded more and more fetch coz i juSt LUV it!

but igOt so tired i havE to have a sleEpies

And also, my show has a noTification twitter now to, so if yOu want me to twiterreded you when i am on air, subscribded to @thebensonshow

thanks for stoppingdeD by

luv BenSon

A Close Call

2009-09-22T00:47:00.001-07:00

Hi everYdoggy,

I was lying on beD fasasleep when all ofda suDden my pillow blowded up!

I was beiNg very quiet and gently and sofTly sleeping liKe a littlE angel, when this hoRrible tragedy occuRed!

WithoUt a thouGht for my own dogsonaL safety i leapDed to my paWs to savE MiSs YipEe's life, becaUse there was now wAy she could haVe survivdEd the blast if it wasNt for me because she is oLd..........

make sure you all cHeck your piLlows to make sure they arenT the splodin type, coz if they aRe, not only could yOu get hurt (if youR an old dog, big growNded up dogs liKe me shoulD be ok), but iF your huMans arent as gulla.....i meAn understandeding as mine yoU could get into troUble cos they might thinkded you diD it!

Luv BensoN

Gifts from Suzy

2009-09-18T16:29:00.000-07:00

Hi Puppys,

I got my veRy first package in the maIl. It was from Suzy. I reallY liked it even befoRe i found out there were really cool toys insiDe:)

It was a fox, and a racoon that me and miSs Yipee can play tug o war with! We have REALLY been giving them a workouT.

Here'es me showinG miss YipEe how grownded up I am!

Thanks Suzy for the lovelY gifts!

Luv Benson

HeliChopTers, PinecoNes and the pUps nex dOor

2009-09-13T02:34:00.000-07:00

Hi pups,

Lots of good fun things happeNded today

a helichopter landeded in the kennel over the road, I found some piNe cones and learnDed about a reaLly cool doggy calLded Bogart, I laughedEd at BudDy And toBy next door, and i got my very first gift ever iN a brown envelope from suZy but my dad iS having probLems with the vidEo so i can't show it right now, but we do have video of mE openeding the evelloped, so if all else failsded we can show you, but I am actually the worlds firkst blue labradedor:)

Worker boy has some issue's with his comppoopErs;)

so heres my firkst vidideo

Luv Dizzy

More picTures of me

2009-09-06T17:07:00.001-07:00

Hi Puppies,

The biggest bag of fooD I have ever seended in my whole life arrived yesterDay! Its even bigger than me, and im all grownded up like a big doG now!

It taste's yummy too! I really liKe it!

Worker Boy also tooks some photoS of me and Miss Yipee so you can see how grownded up i aM!

Luv Benson

So this is what worKer boy does

2009-09-01T18:28:00.000-07:00

Hi pups,
My dad has beEn gone for a few days doing that worKin thing again, and he goEs and takeS photos of fast cars? I don't undersTand? I am not sure about caRs yet, but I am sure picTures of them are stupid. Wouldn't he have more fUn staying at hoMe cleaning up my wiz on the caRpet?

BJP Wallpaper

2009-08-27T22:49:00.000-07:00

Hi Pups,

Not much going on here, otheR than i reaLlly hate the paper shreDder and traSh cans. And mumMy comes home tonight, and misS yiPee says its gonNa be sweeT to watch her go throuGh the kenneL and pick all of the thiNgs dad diNt do and baRk at hiM:)

KEEEEhehehehe, he is gonna get a smaCk on the nose! MisS YipEe says mum might even rub his noSe in his oWn wizz :)

Also, if wanT to, you can put a picTure of me on your comPooper, dad says that if you have a regregular shapded screeN YOU MUST USE THIS ONE!

But if your screen is wide like misS yiPee's caboOse you need to have the fatty boombah version here

thankS fur visiting my bloG

luV Benson

Very Exciting Day

2009-08-25T16:11:00.001-07:00

Hi Pups,

Dad was takiNg me to my very firSt puppy class yesTerday when a treE falded on our car! It was very windY and stormy. We wnet back thiS morning and somedogy had cut it up and movEd it off the road.

Dad says that the trEe brokeded off halfwaY up and it was the top half that faldeD on us so the sticks wernt really biG. It rippded our canvas thingy

put a big dingle in the bonnet and guard (hood and fender)

and our lights arenT broken, but they don't work, and the flasHy ones dont workded anymoRe either. Its pretty hard to see, but thats the tree across the road, and the flat biT in the middle is where we drovded through it cOs we couldnt stop (dad says if you squint you might be able to see it, and the pic is pixelated because the tree hasnt been provded guiLty yet:)

It was verY scary and even though I am a big boy noW I still cried, because it made a really loud noise and our car weNt all jiggly on the roAd. It was lucky i was in my nEw travellinG crate, dad made surE it was extra strappEd in before we left so appart from some squooshy mOosh I am ok.

todaY we are just gonna stay at hOme:)

Luv Benson

More picS of me

2009-08-23T20:30:00.001-07:00

Hi Pups,

I hope you aRe well! Here's me playiNg in the back of muMmies work car.

He's me and worKer boy (Im telling him hE is a nucklehead)

This is me on saFari in the yard

And this is my "feed me" face

And my "I haD a little accidEnt on the rug" face

My Humans trAining is coming along pRetty good. Worker does as hE is told, but mummY is a little touGher. I will keep workinG on her.

Miss YipPe is good, and she loOks after me lotS, and i loVe her verY much!

Luv Benson

Opy kisses

2009-08-20T00:10:00.001-07:00

I gave Miss Yipee a kiss because I luv her:)

The Benson Show, Miss Yipee, and Other Stuff

2009-08-19T21:53:00.000-07:00

Hi pups,

I havent even beEn here a week yet and I already have my own teleVision show, called the Benson Show! Its heaps of fun! Doggies like Khyra, Joe Stains, Little Charlie, Sophie La Brador and Turbo are in the chat rOom and we tAlk about fun dogGie stuff, we look at blogs, watch vidEos, and some doggies liKe Joe Stains and Little Charlie even broadCast video from there webcaMs and we can all watch them tOo! Its so much fun!

Here's a video we captured of me telling my stupid sQueeky newspaper what I thiNk of it!

Please stop bye and say haroo! I usually seNd a twitter when we are about to start, so iF you want to be notified fOllow me on twitter @CBUX.

Well, I am pRetty happY at my new keNnel. My humans really love me, and play with me heaPs, and we have so mUch fun!

I can even chomp on woRker boys hand, and I don't gEt into too much troUble :)

And I know that CharLie wouldn't be happy about thiS, but i really love Miss Yipee! I follow heR everywhere, and alWays want to give her kisSes. She was grumPy at first, but now she looks fOr me if I go outside withOut here.

She keeps me waRm and lets me kicK her while I sleEp, and I can eveN chomp on heR ears a bit without geTting in trouBle too!

She is sooo cool and I really loVe her!

So hereS a summary of my weEk so far:

Likes:
Opy, Daddy, Mummy, empty water bottles, neWspapers, my new collar, all my new friends on the interNet, walking in the front yard, when we all sit on the floor together like a family, charlies camo mattress, eating sticks and rocks, my sleepy wubba, all of charlies dirty old chomped up toys, playing in the garden and the television

Hates: all the shiny new toys bought specially for me (except sleepy wubba), Michael Jackson songs (I bark at the "Tee-Hee's), my playpen, the wind (it makes me fall over) and only having 3 meals a day (it should be 9)

Im a VERY happy puppy, and I think my humans and Opy are getting a little happier each day too!

LUV Benson

Freakin out the humans

2009-08-16T19:01:00.000-07:00

Hi PupS

I am getting reaLly good at freaking out my new huMans.
They say that soMe of the things I do are EEEEEEERiLY like Charlie. Fur exapLe, they say he useded to walk hiMself too!

My worker boy greG took some pictuRes of me, and i donT thiNk it wiLl be the last tiMe either.

Here's me and Miss yiPpe snooZing, Im not affraid of her because i am a bIg boy, but i think sHe is pretty fraid of me, mayBe its becaUse of my feRocity?

Here's me laughinG my fuRry yellow butt off at worker boy - his fur is falling out:)

This is my "im gonNa bite your taiL miss yiPee" determinatioN face

This is my "im haVin a drink ok, leaVe me alone for 5 miNutes" face to worKer boy

And this is my "i have seRiously had enough of aLl that flash flaSh click click, im gonna destroY this camerA with my bIg boy teefies" pose

And worker boy put thOse words on it for my lIve video thinGy at the top of mY blog where you can see me sleep and chaSe miss yiPee as it hapPens.

Luv BJ

I learnded a new word

2009-08-14T17:07:00.000-07:00

Hi
I learnded a word called "work" today. Its when that fun guy that plays with go's away for the day. I don't think I like that too much. Can somedoggy tell me where the complaints department is so I can get something done about it?

Hmph. I guess I will just have a snooze til he gets home.

Home at last

2009-08-14T01:12:00.000-07:00

Hi Everydoggy,

I am at my new home!

I met Miss Oprah, she is SOOOO tall! I think I am a bit short, and I freak her out a little, but I am sure we are gonna be fine.

There is so much stuff to explore!

I have been checking things out so much I got tired and had to have a snooze!

Luv Benson

On my way home

2009-08-13T21:09:00.000-07:00

I don't like the looks of this....

2009-08-12T01:34:00.000-07:00

Its Official! Im going to live with the cool people!

2009-08-10T01:32:00.001-07:00

Hi Again,

Trudy just told me that my Name IS Benson!

And even better, I get to go and live with Greg and Brooke and Miss Oprah!

I am VERY excited about that!

Brooke will be picking me up on Friday afternoon and taking me to my Fur-Ever home!

I can't wait, it is gonna be sooooo cool! Greg and I are gonna get up to sooooo much mischief :)

Luv Benson

My Name is Benson.....I think?

2009-08-10T01:31:00.001-07:00

Hi,

My name is Benson...I think?

I am not sure though yet.

I was born on 18th June 2009, and my birth certificates says my name is "Blackrange Jack Spratt"

This is my Daddy, his name is Blackrange Jack.

And this is my Mummy, her name is Gypsy

And Ellie is my Grandmother

I have been living with my mummy and my brothers and sisters at Geoff and Trudy's farm. They have lots of room for us all to run around and play. And they look after us all really really well. We get lots of pats and hugs, and good food to eat. Although they call me Big Ben? I am not sure how I feel about that. They think I am a bit fat, but I am sure I will grow out of it.

I am meant to be a show dog? I am not sure what that means. A lady called Pam wanted me so she could take me lots of places and people could see how gorgeous I am. That sounded pretty cool I think. I would have gotten lots of treats. But things changed and I am not going to live with Pam now. I hope she is ok.

Last weekend I met these really cool people called Greg & Brooke.

It was nice of them to come and visit me, and they asked me if I wanted to come and live at their kennel. Because I am almost a big dog now, I have to leave the nest and make my own place in the world, which sounds bad, but I am not scared because I am a big boy! Greg promised me that if Geoff and Trudy say it's ok, I can visit my Mummy and Grandma, and my sister who is staying at the farm. And if my brothers and sisters humans say it's ok, I can visit and play with them too!

I really like Greg! He let me chew on his hand for like ever! And he didn't get cranky at me and tell me to stop like other people do. He sat down on the ground and played with me for ages.

Greg and I had a big talk about me coming to live at his kennel. He promised me that he would never get cranky at me if i break something, because things can be replaced, but puppies cant. He said he will spend hours and hours with me everyday, and they have "Open Door Policy". That means that I can come in or go out whenever I please. I can even sleep inside if I want to.

And Brooke was really nice too! She said she would give me LOTS of hugs and cuddles, and will make sure that my food is good like I get at the farm. She said I have to eat BARF? It sounds bad, but I have had it before and its really nice. I dont think its vomit?

They have another doggie called Opy and they say she is really nice. She is 12 years old. I don't think I should call her Opy though, because she is a grownded up dog, so I think I should call her Miss Oprah.

Greg and Brooke have been busy working this week making the yard safe for me. They cut all of the grass and pulled out weeds, put up fence wire with smaller holes so I dont get my head stuck, took away the big dog water dish so I dont fall in and drown, they checked the power cut out on the house so I dont get zapped if I chew on a power cord, and that kind of stuff.

They have a really big dog kennel outside that I can go into if I want. It even has a heater in there to keep me warm. And they even wrote my name on the outside, and it says my name is Benson J Puppypaws.

Hopefully I will get to home with them next weekend.

Luv Benson

Benson J Puppypaws

Some pics

Merry Christmas Every Doggy!

Playing in the yard

Yep - Still Gorgeous!

Moulting Season

Woohoo! DWB Card Exchange and Calendar are open!

DZ-3D

More of Me in Slow Motion

Me in slow motion!

Now thats a doggy door!!!

First BBQ at our new kennel

Playing soccer at our new Kennel

Diz-Olympics

Hanging out wiTh DadY

Stain-Burgers

Dog stuff

Re Arrangededing the FUR natuRe

Bitey-Face-FEST 2011

Ball n bbq

Beach and PinG

Haroo Puppers! Long time!

What is this aboUT?

Garbage biNs are sTupid!

My neW choMpin boX

Paw-tograph Session

New SocCer balL!

HarRy gondEd home

Lots to BaRk abouT!

Not kewell Harry!

Happy Barkday to mE!

Dog-Daddy winS again...and agAin.......and aGain.....

On the sidelines today

Wow - SoCcer is not juSt a game muMmy and I Play?

Vote for Me & Dr Nick!

My secRet is oUt!

My heaD faldEd off....tehehehe

Internet RadiO

We finDed someThinG scaWy!

KennEl sploSion - Dog HouSe parT DucKs

In the DoGhouse agaIn

Ten thouSand milliOn hUndred thingS!

I BelieVe I caN flY!

I alWays newdEd I waS awesoMe!

I am WetTing mysElf witH excitEment!

The BEST day EVER!

Thunder Buns

bBq

More PiCs

Just soMe silLy piCs

GRUFF or what!

Gorgeous Much?

She loves me :)

Digging in the Dirt

Tennis Balls are THE BEST THING EVER!

Look at this Pudim!

Take THAT!

It's oFFicial - I am a BiG boY now !

Savior Part 2

Im a Frizzzzz-Boy

Happy Howlidays!

Why our cards are late

Dawg-cument shreDding Part Ducks

Daddys little document shredder

Ive got Hoofs?

More big dog teefies

Chainsaw Dog

Haroo Strangpaws!

Some Video's for you

Questions

Should I try out being a show dog?

Should I take writing lessons and type like a big dog?

Doggy Day Spa

Talk to the paw!

A Close Call

Gifts from Suzy

HeliChopTers, PinecoNes and the pUps nex dOor

More picTures of me

So this is what worKer boy does

BJP Wallpaper